To Infinity and Beyond

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• girl 1: omg im pregnant
• girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
• girl 3: omg im always drunk
• me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

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One of your friends asking for advice on creating their new tumblr.

• Friend: Any advice for my tumblr blog?
• You: Well first you need to know the rules.
• Friend: Rules?
• You: Rules.
• Friend: What kind of rules?
• You: The first rule of Tumblr is: you do not talk about Tumblr.
• Friend: Why?
• You: The second rule of Tumblr is: you DO NOT talk about Tumblr!
• Friend: You just said tha
• You: Third rule of Tumblr: you post a picture, gif, or post about Tumblr on Facebook, your blog is over.
• Friend: ...
• You: Fourth rule: do not take credit for someone else's post or picture.
• You: Fifth rule: one fandom disagreement at a time, fellas.
• You: Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes, no sunlight.
• You: Seventh rule: blogs will go on as long as they have to.
• You: And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time on Tumblr, you have to blog.
• Friend: I'm scared.
• You: I know, I was too at first. But soon you will be addicted and it will become your life.
• Friend: Really?
• You: Always.

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